my second blog post

may 2nd 2025

nathan back in

so i got some good news FINALS ARE DONE thats right i dont have to deal with dr "god save the queen oh wait thats right" sanderson anymore

that means i can dedicate a lot more time to rad man. it means i can also dedicate a lot more time to being fucking employed. which is what im doing my schedule changes in 2 weeks and ill be busy once more

but hey in the meantime maybe i can finally wrap up this fully voice acted rad man animation for the upcoming update. i wonder what the Singularity of Rad is going to say to rad man and cal ven..., only god knows. and me. i also know. me and god both know. its our little secret. a secret im gonna fucking SPILL in the next couple of weeks with the RAD MAN ANIMATION UPDATE

this is either going to be hype as fuck or incredibly lame there is no in between

speaking of employment by the way bee tee dubs and so forth. im thinking of applying to fed ex. one of my friends who works there says they apparently make a ton more money than me so i should go for it right?

thank you for asking that question nathan. you are absolutely correct. you are such a genius nathan.

why thank you nathan. you arent so bad yourself.

golly gee motherfucking whillickers nathan we are surely cooking with petrol now with such a fantastical level of mutual respect. surely nothing can get in the way of such a wholesome moment.

well guess fucking what nathan. i can get in the way of such a wholesome moment by deciding the bit isnt funny anymore so fuck you.

speaking of bits that arent funny anymore can we all come together as a fully sapient species and agree that screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY at each other a the top of our lungs isnt funny anymore. it cannot possibly be described as "funny" anymore. such a mundane and humorless word could not possible hope to describe the impeccable comedic force that permeates the very concept of CHICKEN JOCKEY. this is a bit that has transcended all modern understanding of comedy. humanity can nary comprehend the scale of such a singular joke. if i didnt know any better id say that the next theater showing of the "a minecraft movie" movie would collapse in upon itself and create the Singularity of Laugh. thats if i didnt know any better. but i do know better. i know that it already fucking has. every showing of the "a minecraft movie" movie that occurs, the Singularity of Laugh is there. every time somebody shouts "flint and STEEL" and hurls an errant popcorn bucket screenwards, the Singularity of Laugh is there, releasing buckets of popcorn with you. every time jack black claims to be the beloved videogame figure known only as Steve...

the Singularity of Laugh is there.

for jack black is Steve. we are all Steve. for only Steve is worthy to bask in the Singularity of Laughs presence... and bask we have. bask we shall. for the CHICKEN JOCKEY bit will never die.

it is no longer merely "funny."

its a fucking masterwork.

anyways i am so excited to get properly underway with the adventures of rad man and cal ven i have so much lore planned its going to be peak theres like a version of master oogway but hes a human and he folds linens

how do you FOLD these FITTED SHEETS,,,